funny life insurance jokes
You may be wrong to think that the life of an insurance claims handler could be a very boring. Under the outside of powder and a little boring beats heart of a sometimes altogether more interesting career. Joking aside, the insurance industry has its most entertaining and if you know where to look you can find the claims with a surprising amount of hilarity.
Take from the history of digital radio seemed an "immersion" into the pond. I found with history, while researching this article and found it to be fun. Picture the scene, a happy, warm summer day, the radio on by and soon, "Splash". Does the radius of the fantasy of a dip in the pond you ask? Not quite. It became apparent during the course of the telephone call the counselor said that the granddaughter of the owner of the policy decided by the fish in the pond were lost in the music. Would not it be nice to share with them? Oh, My God ….
While reading this story I find another detailing the Labrador, who apparently had a penchant for modern art. You probably can guess where this one is "leading" if the pardon the pun. Well, the unfortunate homeowners were to have their taste of modern art put to the test when they returned home. In doing so they found their dog had his tail stuck in a tray of white emulsion and proceeded to move all of the carpet, couch, walls, etc..
If you find yourself becoming the victim of this type of "accident" I would recommend ensuring you have a policy of insurance home, believe me, you need it.
I thought I make a foray into the world of insurance car with claims to see what fun stories can be found there too. Well I certainly was not disappointed. I found a list some of the explanations given by foreign claimants, here are a couple, a client hit a cow and asked, "What warning was given by you? "for the customer replied," the horn ". When asked what he's warning the other party has given, he replied, "Moo". Imagine trying to maintain a serious conversation after one.
And the claimant gave the following description of events; "I stepped on the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and went into the embankment." Somehow I doubt he realized just how silly sounded at the time.
As my final note I would say the gentleman who called to claim his insurance Travel during a robbery of the camera. Serious happening quite normal and you may think not, and must be given as an example of an application or funny strange. The thing have you not asked, or "what" stole the camera yet. The answer is more unusual than you may think. There he was minding his own business, to visit Gibraltar, when a mono (I guess it would have been a Barbary ape) harassed and proceeded to steal his camera. Even the most hardened adviser claims not strive to find that one of grace.
So there you have it, next time you pull out an insurance policy of any kind I remember one day you may also be fishing for a radio or dealing with a monkey for your belongings and relaxation, peace of mind knowing that no matter how strange you claim is to be covered.
About the Author:
Chris Rowlands is a UK based author with experience within the financial sector centering on insurances.
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