insurance bailouts

How do I qualify for government money to rescue?
My nail technician told me that the government is handing out free money to companies. I heard they gave a lot of money to some banks and an insurance since the effect of them would not effect the deterimental economy. I have a Mary Kay business that I'm having trouble getting off the ground. My clients all say that if I fail, it would be devastated. Does anyone know what form online to fill out to claim my part of the government's rescue plan?
Indeed, only build your business to provide employment for 40,000 people, and have paid 1,000,000,000 tax dollars in recent years.
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